Cap’n Typo: The U.S. Constitution’s “Pensylvania”


I already hear you out there pleading. “Say it isn’t so, Cap’n Typo! Say there isn’t a typo in the Constitution!”

Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but this typographical error thing goes all the way to the beginning and all the way to the top.

I don’t think there’s a record of why or how it happened. But the word “Pennsylvania,” the famous sylvan named for William Penn, Sr. is spelled in the Constitution with one “n.” And right next to the eight guys who hailed from the state, including a “B. Franklin.”

And there you have it. I suppose this is about as close as I’m going to get to feeling like Nicolas Cage in “National Treasure.”

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Animation for “Ohio” by Outside Royalty.

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Grand Drive "Firefly" by trunkanimation

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crap salad

Much thanks to my friend Steve in Seattle for capturing this one, via DirecTV. No wonder she just wants to focus on her salad!

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